Saturday, April 30, 2011

The Future Superhero

"Kapow!" he yells. "Jab! Jab! Jab!"
He pummels his enemies
from atop his Darkwing Duck-sheeted bed.
"Take THAT! And THAT!"
he cries; he is vanquisher, savior of cities,
destroyer of evil, protector of justice;
his fists make the world turn
and make girls sigh in admiration.
He is the greatest-no, wait!
Call Webster’s; greatness
must be redefined. He is super incredible
awesome man! He is--
"Billy! Breakfast!" yells his mother
from downstairs.
"Yes, Mom," he mumbles,
still in his pajamas.
Eggs and toast? Prepare to be punched.

2 comments:

Rebecca Knight said...

"He pummels his enemies
from atop his Darkwing Duck-sheeted bed."

D'awww :3. I love this image!

Great blog, by the way!

Laura E. Bradford said...

Thanks so much, Rebecca!